maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette
i have no idea if that’s more comforting or depressing
No really. Watch this.
Ancient Chinese instrument, the sheng, which originated back in 1,100 BC, and it can perfectly replicate the music in Mario.
I’ve never even seen one of these before. What an amazing world.
I’ve also never seen a sheng before, and it is amazing! IT’S LIKE A TINY CASTLE OF MUSIC.
I want one of these! :D
ITS SOOO FLUFFYYYY
He’s thinking “damn I guess those dogs were onto something when they went and lived with humans…”
So, real talk for a second guys
If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP. Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed. When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money. A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better
when your mom comes home and you and your siblings didnt do anything she told you to do then she starts beating ass.
Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.
oh my god, you tried
fanfiction always escalates so quickly like one moment they’re on their first date and the next they’re fucking on the apartment floor.
either that or 200k words of foreplay and sexual tension
Some motivation from the doctor.
I definitely needed this right now!
I was actually doing homework, love this!
I have a math test tomorrow. I needed it.
well i need to watch this anytime i do my homeworks
Whenever I try to download something.
fuck, marry, kill - ian mckellen (x)
Im a teenage girl my life shouldn’t revolve around 2 men making eye contact wtf
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
*straight people voice* is he… you know…